Saturday, November 26, 2005



Friday Dec. 9th @ Manual Labor
"Workout" Featuring

Claudia Bucher - "Jane Fonda's Workout"
Benjamin Funke - "Presidential Physical Fitness Test"

Timeline -

Benjamin Funke

3pm - Pull-ups and sit-ups (Venue TBD)
4pm - Mile Run to Manual Labor
5pm - Shuttle Run #1
5:30 - Shuttle Run #2
6pm - Shuttle Run #3
6:30 - V-Sit

Claudia Bucher

7pm - Jane Fondas Workout (30 minutes)

Bad Blogger....Bad bad bad bad.

I am staring blankly at an empty bottle of Great Divide Brewing Co.'s Hibernation Ale, a very tasty brew indeed. I am at a loss currently, and sincerely appolgize for the lack of interaction. It is the holidays after all. Love will tear us apart. No wait...thats alcoholism.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Kidnapped

Last night around 11pm my apartment was broken into by six individuals. They rushed through the house and tackled me to the ground, duct taping my eyes and arms. They then lead me out of the apartment and through the rainy Chicago streets until we arrived at a new location. I was placed in the basement and they began to torture me. One of the individuals was speaking Arabic, and it really fucked with me. I couldn't understand a word. Still blindfolded I could smell what I thought was gasoline which they had poured around the chair I was sitting on. After two hours of captivity, I noticed that everyone was quiet. I started to swing my foot around to see if anyone was there. Taking this opportunity I shimmied out of my wrist ties and took off my blindfold. The room was empty, except for the person in the hallway. I quietly rose from the chair and ran towards the girl. Frightened, she didn't have a chance to scream, I could have taken her out had it had been someone different. Art Attacks. Much love to Brian Ulrich, Greg Stimac, Ciara Ruffino, Blake Noah, Mike, and I apologize, the Arab.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Off-Road Warrior





Devil's Lake and Dubuque





A day of fun with my dad. If you happen to be in Dubuque Iowa, stop into the West Dubuque Tap. Have a burger for Bud Funke. His favorite was the "WD burger with bacon and cheese". Good shit indeed.

Friday Night Lights









With special thanks to Colin.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Knuckles


Bad math or not...

19 hours



Listen up punkass. Get that print to Greg....40x50" not an inch bigger or smaller....he will notify me.

Knuckes